King Solomon really broke out the romance, telling his wife today that he truly thinks of her as one in a thousand.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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While holding a feast for his court, King Solomon reportedly became so embarrassed by loud chewing from his 48th wife, Tiffany, that he left in shame and assembled his loyal advisors to weigh the feasibility of demoting her to the role of concubine.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 4:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars and archeologists have uncovered evidence in a dig outside the Temple Mount that indicates Israelite King Solomon spent up to 3 hours per day opening pickle jars for his 700 wives and 300 concubines.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 9:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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